Movie
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Harry Sawyer
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
Sheriff Chappy Dent
Josephine "Joe" McClintock
Doreen Schaefer
Bob Maslow
Marshal Nalhober
Mrs. Bromley
The Judge
Madison
Jency
Other Happy Girl
Other Happy Girl
Other Happy Girl
David
Steven
Alton
Ely
Bully Boy
Pageant Judge
"Little Light Girl"
Varnel
Guard
Guard on Horse with Shotgun (uncredited)
Local Cowboy (uncredited)
Bank Teller (uncredited)
Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited)
Tow Truck Driver (uncredited)