Movie
Many years ago, a legendary sword was forged. A battle took place over the right to wield it, but it was ultimately lost. Years later, the ancestor of the sword's original wielder uncovers the sword and sets off a chain of events involving the fabled Dark World.
Scooter/Scooter's Ancestor/Ivan/The Max Hunter/Spoon Guy/Trampoline Salesman
Dark World Leader/Themselves/Librarian/Banana
Rumpelstiltskin/Bull/Cornholio/Trampoline Guy/Pot-Head
Ox/Dead Body/VR Trooper
Himself/Blaine/Mr. Happy Brick
Cane/Guy From Michigan
Seal Hunt Protestor