Suffolk County Sergeant
Lawton Nuss
Shaughnessy
Mr. Shaughnessy
Termite Boss
Mike
Sheriff Michaels
Jeffrey
Smiler Lawyer
Ennis
Doug
Jack Vukovich
Marvin
Stan Wallis
Bill
Lauter
Mr. Mallory
Skip (segment "Buenos Dias")
Officer Renfro
Uniform Cop
Barbecue Dad
Mr. Nicholson
Stan
Mr. Brown
Desk Cop
Boat Yard Owner
Chief McGinnis
Dance Partner
Leroy
Gun Lobbyist
Dirk Martin
Dr. Mordecai Ham
Tom Fowler
Det. John Marker
Richard Loomis
Billy
Robert Tillman
Danny
Cliff - Foreman
Headmaster Toddman