Paramedic
Trooper (uncredited)
Partygoer (uncredited)
Irving
Abraham
Narrator (voice)
Rooker
Niccolò Machiavelli
Roger
Newscaster Joel
James Calhoun
Stacy / Tin Foil Pervert
Duster
Michael
Craig
Agent Burke
Himself - boardwalk victim
Flatulent Hobo
Newscaster Joel
Randolph Park
Brady McGovern
Murray
Frank
Fryer
Dick Dixon
Hobo Telly
Cozy Deathbed
Gus
The Father
Charlie Munich
Gus