Luciano "Lou" Mariรฑas Veloso (born January 7, 1948) is a Filipino actor, comedian, director and politician. He is known for his supporting roles in over 30 comedy films, which include Mga Kwento ni Lola Basyang (1985), Pulis Patola (1993), Ang Cute ng Ina Mo (2007), and Desperadas 2 (2008).[2] As an actor, Veloso has also performed in films such as Kabayo Kids, released in 1990, in which he portrayed Loreiga, Buddy en Sol (Sine Ito!) (1992), and M & M: The Incredible Twins (1989).
Captain
Tatang Zatok
Manager
Mario
Priest
Mang Pido
Roy Lopez
Tatay Nando
Bayani
Igme
Prof. Galileo
Tatang
Julian Felipe
Mr. Escalante
Katiwala
Mr. Jose R. Torres
Renato
Judge
Flora
Kanoy Garbanzos
Syndicate Head
Mr. Inamura's Lawyer
Roderick
Mr. Gloria
Mang Polding
Mang Kardo
Atty. Camachile
Tito Gani
Pari (segment "Horror Honeymoon")
Pedro Trinidad
Tamagon
Domingo Ignacio
Bong 'Bulag'
Manager
Flora
Principal (segment "Dear Killer")
Lolo Bogs
Ipe
Noriega
Einstein
Punong-guro
Sergio
Vice Mayor Fortunato Gigil
Chief Satano
Badjo (segment "Ahas")
Cris
Katiwala (segment "Pamana")
Bruno
Snake
Apo Jr
Priest
Titser-Director
Sunshine's Father
Professor Lugi
Mang Teban
Dr Tikmoy
Security Guard
Don Emong
Barangay Chairman
Ka Tino
Renato
Lolo Ume
John
Saldi
Ka Ambo
Schwarzenegger