Allan Lewis
Deirdre (voice)
Adrian (voice)
Donovan (voice)
Randall
Gay Jim
Stage Manager
Restaurant Manager
Josh Jill
Cal (voice)
Matthew (voice)
Whippletonian Jeremy (voice)
Waiter (voice)
Burtis (voice)
Chris Joestalli
Simon
Driver
Manic Man-Day Singer
Maitre D
Seth
Rape Soda
Grimsley
Gary the Tailor
Jason
Self
Ashley
Mr. Dennis
Various Characters
Ann Ziety
Drunk Man
Talese
LaShanda
LaShanda / Paul
Casting Director
Grimsley
John Dumé
Anthony
Improv Actor
Danton
Combover Stew
Priest
Merlinda Stallion
Principal Greer
Tom
Male Hairdresser
Drew
Rose
Drew
Mark the Slob
Anthony
Dick Dickey
Self (voice)
Self
Kevin
George
Lonie
Michael Paul
Homeless Norma
Clay Hampton
Principal Browning
Guy with Mace
Barber
Beaumont
Cameron
News Reader (Voice)
Dookie (voice)
Kenny (voice)
Terry
George (segment "We Are Animals")
Martin
Anthony Mojo (segment "Go-Go Reject")
Self
Oscar Butterfield
Scientist Scott
Gerry
Anthony Mojo
Officer Brock
Radio Presenter
Jeric
Detective Kirk
Michael
Daryl
Mean Mime