Phil
George
Ken Gardiner
Gastric
Mr Lang
Self
Cedric Shanks
DCI Duggan
DCI Colin Duggan
Dave Miller
Ronnie Goodall
Eric Lofthouse
Mr. Mulcaster
Les / Lesley
Reg Toomer
Sandy
Jacob Collins
Riff Raff
Syd Lemon
Foxy
Mr. Nightingale Sr.
Mike Fiddler
Grandad
Narrator
Dennis Patterson
McArdle
Ralph Breeze
Narrator (voice)
Paul King
Ian
Tommy Skinner
McArdle
Eric
Les/Lesley Conroy
Phil
Mr Grimes
Geoff
Himself
Derek
Dick
Dalton
'Dirty' Charlie Hoggy
Tramp
Mr. McCarten
Self - Audience Member (uncredited)
Self
Reg
Himself
Bertie Masson
Himself (Narrator)
Dave
Malcolm Cromer
Andrew
Dennis
Father
Sergeant Brown
Harvey Troupe
Self
Self - Participant