
Narrator (voice)
Pawn Broker
Angry Gravy Robbers Customer
Cooper (as Larry Butler)
Johnny Most
Clay Majors
Pentagon General Council (uncredited)
Rudy McDougal
Rufas Demon
Baron von Sebottendorf
Elderly Doctor
Bar patron (uncredited)
Dr. Lazaroff
Jim Seamstress
Earl
Veteran (uncredited)
Coach T.A.
Wendel
Mayor Melvin O'Connor
Deputy White
Old man with bags
Al Purplewood
Harold Tiller
Man whose doctor was a quack
Mr. Peterson
Father Dickinson
Ritual Clown
Mr. Bouillabaisse
Mr. Fletcher
Claude
Father Gill O'Teen
Professor Hunter
Doctor Patterson
Luigi
Al (voice)
Coach David Stott
Bicycle Enthusiast (uncredited)
Horror Film Expert
Weatherman
Dr. Alan Hark
Robert
Man who puts fire out on Laura Robertson's dress (uncredited)
Ben Cox
Father Gallagher
Solomon Hayden
Marvin 'The Mantis' Stinebar
Wedding Official
Butch Bumstead
Elmer
Ike Darcey
Fire Chief
Storyteller #1
Ketchum
Dr. Lazaroff
Old Man
Zerd / McMally / Meoweth
Bob Phelps
Harv
Bishop McKinney
Pianist
Grandpa
McMally
Harry Bates
Chief Hacker
Mr. Davidson
Angry passenger
Willy The Whisper
Ian
Jack Pepper
Himself