Chip
Dr. Novotny
Sam Landers
Bob Green
Warshofsky
Principal Pescatelli
Cop (as David Brown)
Sheriff Logan
Joe Paloffski
McCall
Dr. Bernard
Joe Pilton
Bruce
Gary Ridgway
Lead Cop
Jail Guard
Detective Spooner (as David Brown)
Billy Ringel
Chef François
Mr. Heber (as Dave Brown)
Joe Paloffski
Carpet Cleaning Man (as Dave Brown)
Cpl. Anderchuk (as David Brown)
Big Brother D-Rock
Al Lipinski
Himself