Gentleman / Samuel Colpepper
Morey Moran
Murray Treadwell
Self
Desk Clerk
Al Tuna
Fresh Talker
Jordan Heath
Blood
Mascha
Oswald
Ed Lang
Scientist
Waiter
The Juicy Fruits / The Beach Bums / The Undeads
Maitre'd
Store Manager
Guptor
Bookseller
Morgue Attendant
General
Robert Drake
Detective
Darwin Bonaparte
Monya
Director
Biology Teacher
Himself
Rudy
Dragula
Self
Older Man
Nigel