Gentleman / Samuel Colpepper
Al Tuna
Desk Clerk
Murray Treadwell
Morey Moran
Fresh Talker
Jordan Heath
Self
Blood
Mascha
Oswald
Ed Lang
Scientist
Maitre'd
Store Manager
The Juicy Fruits / The Beach Bums / The Undeads
Waiter
Bookseller
Morgue Attendant
Detective
Director
General
Darwin Bonaparte
Robert Drake
Guptor
Monya
Dragula
Older Man
Himself
Biology Teacher
Rudy
Nigel
Self