Joseph
Jerry Musso
Mr. Hodges
Principal
Salesman (voice)
Director
Ben Baxter
High Sultan
Simon Kincaid
Dr. Hennessy
Wayne Lentloff
Norman Swift
Senator John McClellan
Principal Weebie
Julian Cantrell
Father Patrick
Perry Burke (segment "Kirby")
Roger
Ron Walker
Miles
Jock Freemont
Director
Jerry Burrows
Ray
B.J. Wert
Clayton
Mr. Randall
Park Ranger (voice)
Lieutenant Puffin (voice)
Party Guest
Dr. Novos
Brain Surgeon
Melvin
Senator Kennedy
Henry (uncredited)
Puffin (voice)
Maurice / Roger (voice)
Puffin (voice)
Lisa's Husband
Funeral Director
Sigmund Ornstein
Homeland Security Officer Lewis
Rainbow House Director
Jim Backus
Feigelbaum
Zeigler
Doug Coleman
Bill
Dr. Bernstein
Max Miranda
Jack
Slumlord
Quince
Jack
Gus Barrett
Snitch
Brain Surgeon (uncredited)